Chris Brown Is Definitely Doing the Most! #BehindBarsAGAIN #EpicFail

Chris Brown and His Bodyguard Get Thrown In Jail
Ok now as much as I have always tried to be #TeamChrisBrown I am seriously considering throwing in the towel. I mean why not? Obviously Chris Brown is throwing in his own D%$# towel so I might as well join him. Someone please tell me how you and your bodyguard get thrown in jail? That just means the Bodyguard was acting as big of a #$% as Chris Brown or either was beating the crap out of someone tryng to protect Chris to the point where now he is also behind bars. This is ridiculous. I am really inclined to start believing the alledged “Drug Use” stories as to why RihRih had to leave him. If you know better do better Chris. Only someone adgitated by drug problems would get so upset that someone jumped in a photograph to the point where they want to punch them in the face. Especially a certain someone that’s on probabtion and should not get spotted so as much as Busting a Grape!~

Now, if Chris Brown gets sentenced he could face 4 years in Prison over some picture with the fan. Either Chris Brown needs some serious rehab help, anger management classes or his lease is up on his Mansion and he could stand the free rent and R and R in the Jail for the Rich. One question –
When Did Jail Become the New Country Club? Did I Miss Something?
check out what had happened was

Chris Brown

was arrested in Washington D.C. this morning (Oct. 27) for felony assault after allegedly attacking a man outside a hotel, according to TMZ the Huffinton Post Reports:

According to ABC News, a D.C. police spokeswoman said Brown got into an argument with a man outside the W Hotel at 15th and Pennsylvania Avenue at 4:30 a.m. Brown reportedly began punching the man after the situation got heated. Officials believe he was not under the influence of anything at the time of the incident.

CNN reports that Brown’s bodyguard was also jailed following the altercation.

Brown is currently in custody and will be held until court on Monday (Oct. 28), since he is not eligible for release until seeing a judge, a source told ABC News. As for the other man, TMZ has learned that he’s being evaluated at a D.C. hospital.
Talk About Keeping It Real Going Wrong

Essence Atkins – Really? Tyler Perry Should Add You to His Casting Department -NOT! – Have Several Seats Please!

Essence Atkins seems to be doing the wrong thing in Hollywood or maybe she’s gotten bitten by the Marketing or Movie Director’s Bug. Seems she is now the authority on what works and what doesn’t work in Box Office Films. Must have been all those Box Office Hits of her Own that she starred in. It’s really not smart to piss off Tyler Perry Fans seeing as you are out promoting a Home DVD movie and most of Tyler Perry’s fans support the DVD world. After his “Failed Casting Tricks Don’t Work– according to Essence Atkins quotes to Sister to Sister Magazine ” seems then Tyler Perry goes on to make millions of dollars in DVD sales through his distribution with Wallmart

Is Trinidad James Playing in the Snow like Toni Braxton??? Or Partying with the STAFF?

Gold all in his chain! Gold all in his rangs, but snow at the beach Nicholas aka Trinidad James? Wow!!! Now most people know its a standard rule not to take sand to the beach. But when did it become customary to leave the sand and just because it’s cold outside Trinidad decides to bring in some snow? Wowwwwww! Did you see when they

Nicki Minaj Hosts Xmas Extravaganza in NYC “Extravagant Outfit or When Wardrobe Goes Wrong???”

The Huffington Post Writer Erin Clements put it in these words : “Nothing says festive holiday attire like a studded, plunging, spandex catsuit.” You be the judge. I’m thinking..about 3 Martini’s to digest if she really wore this outfit hosting a Christmas Event (The last time I check Christ-(Jesus) was like the meaning behind Christmas right? When hosting a Holiday party ‘in the name of Jesus” Maybe Nicki Should have asked herself “WWJD” before getting dressed.

When Nicki Minaj stepped out to host a Christmas Extravaganza event at Webster Hall in New York City on Dec. 25, her getup was definitely more naughty than nice. (Hey, at least the red-trimmed shoulder panels and cheerfully hued sunglasses added a seasonally appropriate touch.)

Fans of the “Starships” singer will be happy to know that the Season 12 premiere of “American Idol,” which sees Minaj joining fellow diva Mariah Carey at the judges’ table, is now just three weeks away.

Rhianna’s German Trespasser Turned Out To Not Be a Stalker – Just A Moron -Reports TMZ

TMZ discovered The German dude who trespassed on to the property where Rihanna is staying in Barbados is not a stalker and poses no threat … he’s just a moron … this according to police. 

When TMZ broke the story, the cops were called to the property when the random German guy swam up to Rihanna’s beachfront villa yesterday … and tried to walk in like he belonged. He clearly did not. 

Cops tell TMZ … officers spoke with the man and determined it was all just a giant misunderstanding. The guy simply didn’t realize he was entering private property, despite the fact there was a large security team standing guard. 

He was not arrested — and police say he’s not in trouble at all. 

As for Rihanna … she was probably too high to realize anything happened anyway.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz2G24OkRlK

Kimora Lee Simmons Bikini Body is Banging for a Mother of 3! Take Notes Ladies!!!

She’s a mom of three? Not to mention she has a 3yr old. I know a lot of folks skill trying to shake off baby weight from the birth of their 8yr olds right about now. What is she eating? I think it’s hereditary!

Kimora Lee Simmons looked red hot while vacationing with her daughters Ming, 12, and Aoki, 10, in St. Barts on Dec. 22. As she frolicked by the shore, the six-foot stunner, 37, rocked a string bikini, complete with a small body chain that fell across her toned tummy.

And Ming and Aoki — Simmons’ children with ex-husband Russell Simmons — looked like their mom’s mini mes as they ran up and down the beach.

“The truth is Djimon + I have been separated for some time. We have remained happy, loving, co-parenting friends + family. We all have much to be thankful for,”she tweeted in November.

To read this full story on the Huffington Post website :

Classless Ke$sha Tweets Peeing in the Streets – Really Ke$ha??

Ok It’s about 9am and now I gotta walk to the bar! I’m having a real Martini Moment right now as this fool Ke$sha Tweets a picture of herself peeing in the streets. This chick never ceases to amaze me!According to our friends at Celebrity VIP Lounge – well just read for yourself.

Kesha has posted a photo of herself peeing in a street on Twitter. Yep. Apparently girlfriend couldn’t stand holding her wizzer until she got to a toilet and opted for the street instead.

Via Twitter Kesha wrote the following caption: “Pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if you can find meeee (sic). I blame traffik.”

I hope she had toilet paper.

This isn’t the first time Kesha urinated in public. It was back in 2009 that Kesha released herself in a London pub’s sick because the line for the toilets was way too long. At the time, Kesha said, “When you’ve got to go, you’ve got to go, girls. I accept it’s uncouth. But it’s just being an animal.”

Come on, who hasn’t peed in the street? Seriously. Heck, I know what Kim K is saying about now. “Kesha girl, peeing in the street ain’t nuttin. It’s all about the golden shower, baby.”

Sick.